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Joke of the Day

"Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song's called ""Fur Elise"" Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U"

"I know Madonna, on a first name basis."

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles."

"Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake."

"What do you call black people in the military? Geurrilla warfare"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"

"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"

"Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive? Because it's all done one handed."

"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""