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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."
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"When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost"
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."
"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."
"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."
"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."
"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"
"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."