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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."
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"Did you hear what happened to the man who ate too much spaghetti? He pasta way."
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"
"What's a pirates FAVORITE letter? *They ALWAYS say Rrrrr* ""You'd think its Rrrrr but it's the sea they love"""
"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."
"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""
"Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."