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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry"

"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."

"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest"

"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"