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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"
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"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."
"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."
"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."
"No one will get this.."
"Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still."
"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."
"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"
"I'm saving up my money for a sex change operation... ...and I don't care how much my wife protests it. I wanted a boy, dammit."