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Joke of the Day
"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"
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"Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified"
"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."
"""I think you should hire a contractor. . .some of this looks load bearing."" - me, when asked to ""raise the roof"" at parties. . ."
"I banned birthday parties in the office because if you don't care enough about yourself to take the day off why should we care about you."
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"
"Damn girl, are you french? Cause madayuum"
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."
"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."