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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s I bet it's going to be a big 6s."

"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."

"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"We used have Empires ruled by Emperors. Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary"

"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."