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Joke of the Day

"TIL about Cunningham's law which states: The best way to get an answer online is to ask the question nicely."

"I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?"

"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King"

"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."

"I asked my hairdresser to take a little bit off. I just really want to see her tits."

"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""

"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"

"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."