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Joke of the Day
"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
Next Joke
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"""Do you have Coke"" No, is Pepsi okay ""Do you have updog"" What's updog ""Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"""
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"
"People with guns, asking for your money... ...You've got to hand it to them."
"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"
"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"
"My friend called the movie Pixels the world's longest abortion Funny, I didn't realize it was a porno."
"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."