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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush."
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"They say god dosn't give people they can't handle. Except cancer."
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."
"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"
"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""
"LAWYER: ur dad's estate ME: who called it executing a will instead of splittin heirs L: he said if u made a dumb joke u get nothing M: shit"