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Joke of the Day

"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"

"Three guys are drinking methanol. ""Quickly, let's finish the bottle, it's getting dark already,"" one of them observes."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"

"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."

"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."

"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."

"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"

"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."