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Joke of the Day
"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""
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"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions ""He hired a clown for my nana's funeral"" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN"
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."
"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."
"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."
"Life is a bitch Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time :p"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""