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Joke of the Day
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"
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"Two ghosts walk into a bar... They don't say ow."
"I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen."
"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"
"So Steven Hawking walks into a bar..."
"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."
"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."
"3. The number of times you can flip a grilled cheese sandwich before you notice that you have the pan on the wrong burner...cuz of Twitter."
"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."
"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""