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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same? They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes."

"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"

"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."

"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."

"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."