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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"
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"People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes."
"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"
"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."
"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"I bet you guys want to hear a joke about my penis. Nevermind, it's pretty long."
"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."
"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"
"Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Because they sell more tickets!"
"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."