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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
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"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
"Medical science still doesn't have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it's coming quickly."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"
"Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick"
"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."
"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."