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Joke of the Day
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"
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"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."
"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"
"Damn Donald.... Back at it again with the white fans"
"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"A pirate goes to the dentist.... ""Open wide and say aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"""
"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."
"If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there"