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Joke of the Day
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"
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"[cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon. Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table"
"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."
"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"
"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."
"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."
"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."
"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."