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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"

"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."

"I like my women like I like my microwaves... Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and willing and able to kill any baby I put inside them."

"I told her I had lightning quick reflexes... Sounds better than premature ejaculator..."

"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"

"The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme."

"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"