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Joke of the Day

"Said I'd buy my son some stuffing for his pillow. He wanted to come with me. Then his sister did too So now I'm getting down with the kids."

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"Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the ""ad homonym"" attack? ... It's not what it sounds like."
"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"
"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"
"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"
"I got a bone to pick it's been stuck in my teeth for days"
"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"
"Karen on Facebook says... ""Going to the dentist now. Hate having things put in my mouth!!! :("" That's probably why your husband left, Karen."
"Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to sell you a car and definitely not anything else"
"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."