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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?"
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"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."
"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""
"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"
"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved at each other."
"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"Why does wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."