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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between me and Christmas? My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early."

"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."

"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."

"Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?"

"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Why do abortion clinics make bad OP's? ... because they don't deliver..."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."

"[flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) ""I'll have some."""

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."