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Joke of the Day
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
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"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""
"I can't believe I fell for your mom She's the oldest trick in the book."
"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"
"What did fish A say to fish B? Wasabi?"
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
"Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. ""I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING."" Instant excitement."
"Why is six uncomfortable around seven? Because seven times seven was odd"
"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"
"Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players."