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Joke of the Day

"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."

"How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork"

"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."