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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."
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"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."
"Two toilets go to a potty lol"
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."
"My girlfriend asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."
"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."