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Joke of the Day
"How does Peter Pan fly? If you got hit in the Peter with a pan, you'd fly too."
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"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."
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"No child donuts left behind."
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across"
"Life is Like a Penis Simple, soft, and relaxed - then women make it hard."
"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"
"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."
"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."