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Joke of the Day

"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"""Hey, what time is it?"" 9:11"

"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."

"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."

"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."

"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"