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Joke of the Day
"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."
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"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."
"Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons: Almost winter Winter Still winter Mud season Road construction"
"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? ...a pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Note: (freedom of expression)"
"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"
"This joke was the first post I ever made! Did you hear the one about Kevin Ware? He turned White Man Can't Jump into Black Man Can't Land."
"What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori"