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Joke of the Day
"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"
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"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."
"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"
"I try to accomplish epic missions before the microwave hits zero."
"""You missed a spot."" -g"
"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3."