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Joke of the Day

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!"

"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."

"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant."

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"

"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."