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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts? A Barkeologist."
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"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."
"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."
"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"
"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."