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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth? Slow swimmers"
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"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"
"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."
"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""
"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."
"I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed It's called prose and cons"
"I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap... ...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today."
"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."
"""Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, was briefly a groom once but that's a long story."" Don't read your girlfriend's diary. Ever."
"I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content"