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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."
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"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."
"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."
"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."
"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."
"Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess? Because everyone would just think it's a quinceanera"
"So this morning I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"
"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."
"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"