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Joke of the Day
"why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon."
Next Joke
"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."
"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."
"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."
"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."
"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."
"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."