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Joke of the Day

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."

"What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!"

"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"

"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."

"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."

"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"