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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"As I pulled back the ring-pull on my 5th can of beer, I heard ""Hello."" I thought to myself, ""It must be the drink talking."""

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."

"When's sex not work? When it's for play."

"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"