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Joke of the Day

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."

"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."

"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."

"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."

"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."