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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."

"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'. I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock."

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."