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Joke of the Day
"I just started reading ""Codependency for dummies"" I can't put it down."
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"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."
"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past? Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)"
"Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell."
"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."
"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."
"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"
"Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist."
"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."