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Joke of the Day
"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."
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"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"
"She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!"
"Headphone Jack [Removed]"
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"
"Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time."