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Joke of the Day

"wife: its ruining date night me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner"

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Hey I really like you. I wanted to know if you'd like to gradually grow to despise each other over the next 4-5 years."

"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."

"[For enemies] You know the difference between you and I? You came out of your mom. I came in her."

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."