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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob"
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"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber you nasty bastard"
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."
"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :("
"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need light bulbs, the burning crosses provide enough illumination."
"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."