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Joke of the Day
"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."
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"Christmas gift What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."
"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"
"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."