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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."
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"What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty"
"window shopping why do the wealthy put their garbage in clear plastic bags? so the rest of us can go window shopping"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."
"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"
"I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits."
"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""
"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"
"I'm setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife."