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Joke of the Day

"I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"

"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."

"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"

"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"You know when you read a page of a book and then realize you didn't absorb any of it? I think I did that with my life."

"What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon"