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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? He went on furlong-er."
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"Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him."
"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
"Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"