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Joke of the Day
"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"
"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."
"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."
"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."
"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."
"why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha"
"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."