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Joke of the Day
"I prepared chicken today. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""
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"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."
"""I felt a hair in my mouth but I pulled out a strand of colorful scarves. I knew then."" -David Copperfield's unauthorized bio I'm writing"
"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"
"When's the best time to see an optometrist? When you can't."
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"Did you hear about the new iPhone? It's a six s (success)"
"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"