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Joke of the Day
"What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled? ""tummy, my X-Men!"""
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"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"*throws plate of Kraft Mac and Cheese at wall* I TOLD YOU I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD"
"The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't."
"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"
"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."
"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."
"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"