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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"

"What do you call a sheep taking Ambien? Shleepy!"

"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"

"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"

"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"

"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, ""You're doing great!"" I think they appreciate the encouragement."

"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."