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Joke of the Day
"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."
Next Joke
"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."
"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"
"""I've never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot. ""You will bring me down safely won't you? ""All I can say ma'am"" said the pilot ""is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"""
"Doctor, I need help. I have a bowel movement everyday at 7. But that's very health, Mr Johnson. It would be but I don't wake up until 8"
"My friend lied to me about pooping in the slow cooker. What a crock of shit."
"Did you know? If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail."
"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians"